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In the following sentences, composed of words commonly used in the English language, we will attempt to enlighten you about the mandates, mantras and teachings of turbo friendship records. turbo friendship records is a company with a big heart and a small pocket book. We strive for excellence and achieve mediocrity. We here at turbo friendship records like songs and the people that make them, we like our friends and sometimes the people that made them, and most of all we like pretending we are a record company. As a fictitious record company we think friendship is important and as such our musical roster currently consists of our friends and neighbours. Turbo Friendship Records is currently home to a diverse list of legendary musical ensembles including the whimsical post rock of The Germans, Milton's art-rock darlings Percival Spencer, everyone's third favourite rock-and-roll band Skirtchaser, the irreverent oddities of the Benevolent Explosives, the ear piercing musical chocolate of the Brass Nuggets and the "bug music" of The Wolf. With a line up this stellar how can you go wrong? We are currently in the process of signing the world's greatest robot MC to further bolster our roster and ensure a tasty product for public consumption. We are in fact not content with just pretending to be a record company. We fancy ourselves, as one member of our corporate monarchy suggested, an intellectual community. This member reads too many books and, as the Baron of propaganda, he really should be writing this. We are interested in providing the public with comics, stories and power point presentations. We also plan to sponsor a musical festival devoted to irresponsible binge drinking, which we have lovingly dubbed "Pukefest", which was proposed with the phrase "who wouldn't want to hear these bands and get rip #%@ing drunk?!" Hopefully by now you are aware that Turbo Friendship is the home of quality fun, music, and friendship for all. We thank you for reading this far, assuming of course you bothered.
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